March 2012
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Schmidt
Nick: I was sixteen! I have gotten a lot better!
Schmidt: You haven't gotten that much better. I used to listen to you and Caroline all the time when we were in college. It was like listening to a rescue crew trying to communicate with a stranded minor. "Are you ok? Yea. Are you ok? Yea".
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“A memory is a photograph taken by the heart to make a special moment last...”
– Anon
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“I believe that marriage isn’t between a man and woman but between love and...”
– Frank Ocean
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“If It never rained, nothing would grow.”
– Oprah
February 2012
1 post
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“Getting a good blowjob is like watching your favourite movie while getting a...”
January 2012
9 posts
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“Don’t cry that its over, smile that it ever happened.”
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WatchGang Colours - ‘Fancy Resturant’
This song makes me drool like a 14 year old girl at a Justin Bieber concert.
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Music to set the tone for the best night of your...
The best party/gig off your life is happening tonight. Wiley, Beyonce, Jesus and Justin Bieber will be performing. They’ll be serving alcohol in the red cups you see in every American house party scene ever and that person who you fancy so much that moisture builds up in your ‘special place’ just by them breathing in your general direction is going to be there in laymans...
December 2011
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“Love is friendship set on fire”
– A profound person on twitter whose name I can’t remember
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November 2011
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“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to...”
– John Lennon (via t-igre) 