Nick: I was sixteen! I have gotten a lot better!
Schmidt: You haven't gotten that much better. I used to listen to you and Caroline all the time when we were in college. It was like listening to a rescue crew trying to communicate with a stranded minor. "Are you ok? Yea. Are you ok? Yea".
A memory is a photograph taken by the heart to make a special moment last...– Anon
I believe that marriage isn’t between a man and woman but between love and...– Frank Ocean
If It never rained, nothing would grow.– Oprah
Getting a good blowjob is like watching your favourite movie while getting a...
Don’t cry that its over, smile that it ever happened.
Gang Colours - ‘Fancy Resturant’ This song makes me drool like a 14 year old girl at a Justin Bieber concert.
Music to set the tone for the best night of your...
The best party/gig off your life is happening tonight. Wiley, Beyonce, Jesus and Justin Bieber will be performing. They’ll be serving alcohol in the red cups you see in every American house party scene ever and that person who you fancy so much that moisture builds up in your ‘special place’ just by them breathing in your general direction is going to be there in laymans...
Love is friendship set on fire– A profound person on twitter whose name I can’t remember
When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to...– John Lennon (via t-igre)